Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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