If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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