3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
another moral hangover. fuck.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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