Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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