the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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