If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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