youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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