So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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