I got chris browned last night
I need help removing her.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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