News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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