I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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