it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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