Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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