just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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