My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just pee around me
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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