i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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