okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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