she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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