Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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