TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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