His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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