Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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