You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i've created a new STD.
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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