i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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