But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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