I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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