I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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