Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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