how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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