While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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