After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she woke up with a sticky ear
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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