she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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