Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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