loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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