grandma shit on top of the toilet
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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