just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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