I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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