why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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