The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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