Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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