no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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