what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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