Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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