Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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