drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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