Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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