Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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