I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize