Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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