that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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